1412 Wrestling — The Show That Cannot Be Explained

SHAWN HUNTER IS YOUR 1412 CHAMPION — RETAINED OVER THE MINOTAUR AT EP 62 NANCY BOTWIN & DOUG WILSON ARE YOUR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS — AND CHUCK NORRIS IS THEIR BODYGUARD BARRY GOLDBERG IS YOUR YUTT CHAMPION — SURVIVED JASON VOORHEES BY HITTING HIM WITH A DICTIONARY JOHN LOCKE IS YOUR HARDCORE CHAMPION — DETHRONED DEATH AT OVER RUN 4 EP 62: KEVIN NASH OPENED THE SHOW WITH THE ANCIENT RELIC AND USED IT TO MAKE THE EGYPTIAN MUMMY DISAPPEAR EP 62: KATY PERRY TACKLED TOPANGA LAWRENCE IN THE RING — NO BUILDUP — JUST RAGE EP 62: BARRY GOLDBERG RETAINS YUTT TITLE — JASON VOORHEES WINS BY DQ AFTER BARRY HITS HIM WITH A DICTIONARY EP 62: MIKE TYSON WINS THE TRIPLE THREAT PARKING LOT BRAWL — ROCKY BALBOA KNOCKED OUT COLD EP 62: TYSON WAS IMMEDIATELY COVERED IN PIGEONS AFTER THE WIN — FEENY CALLED IT A PUBLIC SAFETY VIOLATION EP 62: PEPSI MAN RAN FULL SPEED INTO THE RING POST BEFORE THE MATCH AND KNOCKED HIMSELF UNCONSCIOUS EP 62: STEINER AND HIS FREAKS ATTACKED THE MEDICS TREATING PEPSI MAN — TIGERS, DUMPSTER, AND SKELETON ALL INVOLVED EP 62: NANCY BOTWIN & DOUG WILSON STEAL THE TAG TITLES — ARIANA GRANDE FORCED TO TAP OUT EP 62: CHUCK NORRIS REVEALED AS NANCY & DOUG'S BODYGUARD BACKSTAGE AFTER THE WIN EP 62: BARS DEFEATS ALEX TREBEK IN A DEATHMATCH — COUNT VON COUNT REFS — FEENY HORRIFIED EP 62: BARS TO ROSS GELLAR HIDING IN A WIG AMONG THE ANCIENT SUMERIANS: “YOU'RE A BITCH” EP 62: SHAWN HUNTER RETAINS THE 1412 CHAMPIONSHIP OVER THE MINOTAUR WITH A FLIPPING PILEDRIVER EP 62: CORY MATTHEWS WALKS AGAIN AT THE END OF THE NIGHT — TOPANGA SAYS THANK YOU KEVIN NASH HAS THE ANCIENT RELIC AND IS USING IT LIKE A BANK APP KAPPA TAU GAMMA IS THE MORAL CENTER OF THIS COMPANY AND EVERYONE HATES THAT IT'S TRUE THE FOOT CLAN IS EXPANDING — RACHEL GREEN IS RUNNING OPERATIONS WHILE SHREDDER IS ON BUSINESS LADY GAGA'S SEVERED HEAD IS STILL ALIVE AND STILL PRESENT AT RINGSIDE THE GOLF CART STABLE HAS CHAINSAW-WIELDING ANCIENT SUMERIANS — THAT IS STILL CANON STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN ANSWERS TO NO ONE MIKE TYSON AND HIS PIGEONS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING VEGETA IS AN APEX-LEVEL PROBLEM AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT SHAWN HUNTER IS YOUR 1412 CHAMPION — RETAINED OVER THE MINOTAUR AT EP 62 NANCY BOTWIN & DOUG WILSON ARE YOUR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS — AND CHUCK NORRIS IS THEIR BODYGUARD BARRY GOLDBERG IS YOUR YUTT CHAMPION — SURVIVED JASON VOORHEES BY HITTING HIM WITH A DICTIONARY JOHN LOCKE IS YOUR HARDCORE CHAMPION — DETHRONED DEATH AT OVER RUN 4 EP 62: KEVIN NASH OPENED THE SHOW WITH THE ANCIENT RELIC AND USED IT TO MAKE THE EGYPTIAN MUMMY DISAPPEAR EP 62: KATY PERRY TACKLED TOPANGA LAWRENCE IN THE RING — NO BUILDUP — JUST RAGE EP 62: BARRY GOLDBERG RETAINS YUTT TITLE — JASON VOORHEES WINS BY DQ AFTER BARRY HITS HIM WITH A DICTIONARY EP 62: MIKE TYSON WINS THE TRIPLE THREAT PARKING LOT BRAWL — ROCKY BALBOA KNOCKED OUT COLD EP 62: TYSON WAS IMMEDIATELY COVERED IN PIGEONS AFTER THE WIN — FEENY CALLED IT A PUBLIC SAFETY VIOLATION EP 62: PEPSI MAN RAN FULL SPEED INTO THE RING POST BEFORE THE MATCH AND KNOCKED HIMSELF UNCONSCIOUS EP 62: STEINER AND HIS FREAKS ATTACKED THE MEDICS TREATING PEPSI MAN — TIGERS, DUMPSTER, AND SKELETON ALL INVOLVED EP 62: NANCY BOTWIN & DOUG WILSON STEAL THE TAG TITLES — ARIANA GRANDE FORCED TO TAP OUT EP 62: CHUCK NORRIS REVEALED AS NANCY & DOUG'S BODYGUARD BACKSTAGE AFTER THE WIN EP 62: BARS DEFEATS ALEX TREBEK IN A DEATHMATCH — COUNT VON COUNT REFS — FEENY HORRIFIED EP 62: BARS TO ROSS GELLAR HIDING IN A WIG AMONG THE ANCIENT SUMERIANS: “YOU'RE A BITCH” EP 62: SHAWN HUNTER RETAINS THE 1412 CHAMPIONSHIP OVER THE MINOTAUR WITH A FLIPPING PILEDRIVER EP 62: CORY MATTHEWS WALKS AGAIN AT THE END OF THE NIGHT — TOPANGA SAYS THANK YOU KEVIN NASH HAS THE ANCIENT RELIC AND IS USING IT LIKE A BANK APP KAPPA TAU GAMMA IS THE MORAL CENTER OF THIS COMPANY AND EVERYONE HATES THAT IT'S TRUE THE FOOT CLAN IS EXPANDING — RACHEL GREEN IS RUNNING OPERATIONS WHILE SHREDDER IS ON BUSINESS LADY GAGA'S SEVERED HEAD IS STILL ALIVE AND STILL PRESENT AT RINGSIDE THE GOLF CART STABLE HAS CHAINSAW-WIELDING ANCIENT SUMERIANS — THAT IS STILL CANON STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN ANSWERS TO NO ONE MIKE TYSON AND HIS PIGEONS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING VEGETA IS AN APEX-LEVEL PROBLEM AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT